OUT OF THE BLUE

AIRMAN OPUS - MADISON, WISCONSIN
August 19th, 2006

Weight loss results not typical

I keep seeing ads on TV for weight loss pills, diets, and exercise
machines that say “Billybob lost 60 lbs! (Results not typical)”. Seeing
the fine print makes me wonder if the companies that produce these
products are just covering their asses, or if they really don’t think
you’ll lose that much. If they don’t think you’ll lose 60 lbs, and
they’re marketing the product to people who need/want to lose that much, then what’s the point? And more important, how are you supposed to believe the product will actually work for you?

I’m going to go ahead and admit something frightening: when I really,
seriously committed myself to losing weight and getting back in shape, I weighed 276 pounds. I might have actually weighed a little more than that at one point, but that’s what the scale said the morning I started the journey. Today, the scale says 218. I’ve lost close to 60 pounds since the second week of January 2006. Holy cow, I’ve joined the results not typical club.

I am often asked, especially at work, “What’s your secret?” My answer is always the same:

  • The Biggest Loser. The weekly series showed me that it
    was possible to make changes and turn my life around. The book and DVD gave me a plan to follow.
  • My friends, especially Danielle (who I’ve finally mentioned in my blog), Lee, and Heather, who have been my supporters the entire way.
  • Determination. Putting one foot in front of the other.

I’ve learned a great deal so far; this is a review of some of the things that have been working for me. As time goes on, it’s easier and easier to slow down and slip a little off track, so this is also a sort of review and rededication for me. If it’s useful for you, comments are welcome. Here then, are my top tips for losing a bunch of weight:

  • EAT. Don’t go without food. Eat enough of stuff that’s good for you.
  • You have to learn to cook and plan meals ahead of time.
  • You have to find foods that are healthy that you like. Experiment with trying new things and modifying recipes. Admit to yourself that a lot of the comfort foods you like are really not good for you. You’re going to have to find some that are.
  • Follow the diet in the book to the letter at first. It’s a big change, and you need the book to guide you. Later on when you’re better at shopping and cooking healthy, you can get more creative.
  • Find a Whole Foods or natural foods store, and buy stuff there.
  • It will cost you more to eat healthy; fresh and whole foods spoil, so you can’t always stock up like you can with boxes of pasta and other processed foods. You’ll need to shop more often, too.
  • Buy healthy stuff in bulk when you can, and divide it into portions. I buy family size packages of boneless, skinless chicken breasts from Sam’s Club, then cut each one in half and freeze them separately with seasonings added in the freezer bag. It’s not only cheaper, but it makes cooking easier. At night I get out a chicken breast to cook for supper tomorrow, add some veggies, and I’ve got supper.
  • If you don’t already have one, go get a George Foreman Grill and use it to cook your meats.
  • Not going out to eat helps a lot, but changing your diet doesn’t mean you’re less busy with other things in your life. You don’t always have time to cook right, so eating out is something you have to learn to live with.
    • Get to know which restaurants offer lighter alternatives. Most restaurants post their menus online, so do your reading before you go out to eat. Have something in mind ahead of time, so you don’t let your stomach do the choosing once you get there.
    • If you can’t look at the menu ahead of time, be adaptable.
      • Look for the seniors/55+ section of the menu for healthier food. Pretend you’re 60 years old, diabetic, and have high cholesterol and high blood pressure.
      • Learn from vegans. Many burger and fries places now offer veggie burgers that don’t suck, and most places will subsititute a salad, veggies, or small serving of pasta salad for a serving of fries.
      • Hot sauce and salsa are great additions to veggies. Especially with mexican food, see if you can get salsa as a subsitute for meat and cheese.
      • Ask for a to-go box when you order your food, and put half of it away immediately.
      • If you have access to vending machines at work, *don’t carry change*. Bring a cooler with diet soda and healthy snacks instead. Pack a lunch in the same cooler, so you’re not faced with a choice between a not-so-healthy lunch and skipping lunch altogether.
    • Don’t lose hope if your only choice is a greasy cheeseburger, or if you break down and eat too much or the wrong thing(s). Straighten up and get it right tomorrow.
  • The diet doesn’t work if you don’t exercise. You will need a pair of dumbbells and a yoga mat. Start with the exercises in the book, and once those get easier, move up to the DVD. Once the DVD starts getting easier, join a gym/health club. (I joined the YMCA. Visit several gyms and pick one you’re most comfortable with.)
    • Make exercise a habit. Schedule times during the week to do your workout, and don’t let anything else interfere. If you do need to reschedule a workout, don’t put it off. Reschedule it for tomorrow, not whenever.
    • Yes, I said join a gym. If you’re really overweight, getting into a gym populated by 2% body fat fitness nazis can seem pretty intimidating; it certainly was for me.
      • Don’t be afraid to be the fat sweaty guy. It will seem like everyone else is in way better shape than you. They’re in the gym working out for the same reason you are, they want to be healthy and look good. Get up on that treadmill and go for it. This is about you, not them.
      • Being a regular at the Y does not make you the jock that used to pick on you for being heavy in high school. You’re still you, just in better shape.
      • Health clubs have TV. You don’t have to miss your favorite shows (like Biggest Loser), because you can watch them while you’re working out. Bring a walkman with an FM radio, so you can hear the audio.
      • Make full use of trainers, classes, etc. offered by the gym. Learn everything you can.
  • Your clothes will at some point start to hang off of your body like tarps over a car. I’ve gone from wearing 4X shirts to wearing XL shirts, and even those are too big. I’ve also gone from a 44 inch waist to almost fitting into 38 inch waist pants. Your clothes won’t fit right for a while. Be baggy and be proud.
July 23rd, 2006

KC9JMF.net

I’m working on putting future amateur radio posts on my newest project, KC9JMF.net, so I can focus on communications related topics there, and deal with everything else here. If you’re interested in ham radio, I hope you’ll go check it out.

May 18th, 2006

Milwaukee lakeshore fog

This wins the award for “Coolest picture of Milwaukee, WI” for today:

http://www.crh.noaa.gov/images/mkx/photogallery/clouds/mayfog.jpg

The link was posted on the Milwaukee/Sullivan NOAA page.

March 18th, 2006

Why it’s so damn easy to gain weight

Today’s a chill morning… cuppa coffee, tunes, websurfing. While browsing madison.com, I came across the Rhythm Restaurant & Entertainment Guide. Hmm, there’s a section on “Tips for Healthy Dining” (PDF). Okay, that’s something I’m interested in; there are times when you do need or want to go out to eat. Eating most of my meals at restaurants is part of what got me overweight in the first place, so I’m interested in minimizing the diet damage whenever possible. So I click the link, and start reading…

With choices like fettucini alfredo, chocolate decadence and a big juicy cheeseburger on many restaurant menus, eating out healthy can seem like an impossible feat.

(http://www.madison.com/features/restaurant/pdf/15_healthydining.pdf)

Amen. Got that right. Then I get to the bottom of the page, and there’s ads for Pasta Night, Fish Fry, Sunday Brunch, the Smiling Burger, Bottomless Steak Fries. That’s when I realize that the reason the odds feel like they’re stacked against me… is because they are. I’m going to go have some organic carrots now. I can live without eating half a cow for lunch.

March 16th, 2006

Weight loss - pressure, and time

Recently, a line spoken by Red from the movie Shawshank Redemption comes to mind: “That’s all it takes really, pressure, and time.” (imdb.com) Red was talking about Andy digging his way through a prison cell wall, slowly, one grain at a time, and eventually getting all the way through to the other side. I think he could just as well have been talking about trying to lose a large part of yourself through diet and exercise. According to my bathroom scale and the time of day, I’ve lost about 30 lbs. since mid-January. Which is really awesome; I’ve lost as much as some of the contestants on the Biggest Loser special edition shows. It is truly a challenge though, every single day. Especially at work, where there’s always someone that has treats (cake, candy, chips, etc), and it’s so damn easy to have a handful of this, or a piece of that, because I work in a very frustrating and stressful environment and food’s an easy comfort. Even if no one has treats, there are vending machines full of evil and temptation, made worse because they’re convenient when you didn’t get a chance to make a healthy lunch and snacks to take to work.

I can generally manage all right at home. I can even go out to eat at a restaurant and do all right. Work is a problem. I spend nine hours a day at work, always under the watchful eye of the clock and the sheet that keeps track of how much work I’m doing. Not keeping up with the numbers today? That apple fruit pie for .85 in the vending machine would make the day better. Right? Bzzzt… wrong answer! I think something that gets missed in the overall plan of losing weight, eating right, getting fit, and being healthy is that there’s more to it than getting the right number of calories and the right amount of physical exercise. There’s the mental side, the emotional side, the Zen that you have to learn (or relearn) in order to make it all work. If I end up in a truck parked on a mountain in Afghanistan next year, or I’m still at my current job sitting in my half-cube, I can’t go and do something to relieve the stress. I’m on duty, I’m working; I can’t exercise, I can’t meditate, I have to focus and I have to just manage it.

The day will come when I step on that scale and see my target weight smiling back at me, and I’ll jump on a treadmill and run 1.25 miles in ~12 minutes, and I’ll look back and see that it took two things: pressure, and time.

February 25th, 2006

Trains vs planes and automobiles

I’m planning a trip to Texas this summer. Nothing major, head down, hang out for a few days, and ride back to Wisconsin in some grungy schlep car. (I’ll probably be hanging on for dear life as a result of making that smart ass remark…) At this point the issue is getting to Texas. For my car, it’s a long drive. So, I’ve looked at two options. The first is flying; fast but expensive. Second is Amtrak. Slow- it’ll take me two days instead of four hours- but, I get to lean back and relax and see a good portion of the middle of the country, and I just like taking the train. So Amtrak it is, but I’m going first class. :)

In planning the trip, looking at train schedules, etc., I’ve noticed a few things though. If you want to fly, it’s pretty easy if you’re willing to just fork over the cash. I could fly out of Madison, change planes somewhere, and land exactly where I’m going without a lot of detailed planning. Point A, to Point B. Amtrak isn’t set up that way. With Amtrak, you have to start where you are and search for the nearest train station (which may be a good distance away). Then you have to see if the trains that stop at that station are on the routes that go to your destination. If they do, you’re a lucky dog and I hate you.

My train, the Texas Eagle, runs between Chicago and San Antonio. In my case, I’m close to two possible stations: Columbus, and Milwaukee WI. So I have to work backwards: how do I get to Chicago? I could take the Empire Builder which runs from Columbus. If I do that, it won’t get me to Chicago before the Texas Eagle leaves. So that’s out. I could take a thruway bus, which will take 4+ hours and stop at every podunk town between here and Chicago, which Amtrak seems to think is a good idea. The Texas Eagle only leaves once a day, so if I miss it, I’m stuck at Union Station. No thanks. That’s out too.

I’ve taken the Hiawatha between Milwaukee and Chicago before, and that’s a 90 minute trip. Columbus to Milwaukee to Chicago already won’t work. I don’t want to drive, and have to leave my car in Milwaukee, then have to out of my way coming back to get it, so I need a way to Milwaukee. Turns out Badger Bus does several milk runs a day between Madison and Milwaukee, one of which will stop at the Amtrak station, at a fraction of the time and cost of a thruway bus to Chitown. Sweet. The end result is, I hop on Badger Bus at Madison, take that to Milwaukee, have time to chill, check baggage, and have some lunch, ride to Union Station, and again have plenty of time betwen trains. It’ll be a cool trip, but what a pain in the ass.
There are train tracks that run from Madison to Chicago. Metra reaches up through the northwestern burbs all the way to Harvard, IL. If you follow the rail line heading northwest out of Harvard, there’s rail service all the way to Madison. Wouldn’t it be cool if Wisconsin would get its act together, form a regional transportation authority with Illinois, and run rail service down that line to hook up with Metra? That line also goes through Janesville, and passes within range of Beloit and Rockford IL. Now, where I work there are a lot of people that commute to Madison from Janesville. So not only would it make my life easier getting to Chicago, but it would make things easier for all those people that drive up and down I-90, too.

*sigh*

February 19th, 2006

Rabbit food and ellipticals

For those who are keeping track, I’ve lost ~23 lbs. Being at the YMCA 3-4 times a week might have something to do with that… general cardio workout this past week has been about 30 minutes on a bike, about 40 minutes of intervals running/walking on a treadmill, and about 10 minutes on the Evil Elliptical Cross Training Device. Damn, that machine’s tough. Especially in reverse. That machine works muscles that I didn’t know I had. I also do leg presses, and am working on pullups… the Y has a contraption that lets you use counterweight to help do pullups, instead of using all of your body weight. That machine’s evil too. I also do circuit training at home with 5 lb. dumbbells; roughly a 1/2 hour routine that includes pushups, lunges, situps, etc. (It’s the routine in the Biggest Loser book.)

This week, I need to revise my calorie intake level downward (again!). I’ve discovered that I really have to plan ahead and make sure I have good healthy food available. It’s so easy to just make two pieces of toast as a snack… but when you’ve already had cereal for breakfast, and a pita for lunch, that’s way over the amount of grains for the day (even if it is whole grain bread). If I have a fridge full of carrots and other crunchy rabbit food, I’m all right. So it’s off to Whole Foods this afternoon to stock up. (Winter can get overwith, and farmer’s markets can get started any time now.)

Still not to the point where I can run two miles in 18 minutes. But I can still hear that TI’s voice in my head telling me I’d better find a way. :)